legendxofxzach:

*walks over to ferguson police*

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I don’t know if my extreme jealousy trait will ever go away.


sorry:

I am very angry for not being born with the ability to sing or draw.

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howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

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thetallawkwardginger:

songbard5683:

fiestyhysteria:

The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real

math

Definitely math

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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

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